Farewell to Beloved Pope Draws Thousands in Vatican City
An official period of mourning has begun with Pope Francis' funeral Mass, where he was remembered as a pope of the people, but like,...
Wisconsin Judge Arrested by FBI for Immigration Interference
So, get this - a Wisconsin judge named George Santos got himself arrested by the FBI for supposedly messing around with immigration stuff. Like,...
Israeli Tank Fire Kills UN Staffer: IDF Investigation Results
So, uh, some IDF investigation found that Israeli tank fire messed up a UN building in central Gaza back in March. One UN worker...
George Santos Sentenced to Over 7 Years: Where is the Remorse?
George Santos, a disgraceful former U.S. Rep, who totally lied about his life story and tricked donors, got smacked with a sentence of over...
Judge in Milwaukee Arrested for Interfering in Immigration Operation
So, like, there was this county judge in Milwaukee who got arrested by the FBI on Friday, right? They're saying she, like, obstructed the...
Judge Hannah Dugan FBI Arrest for Aiding Undocumented Immigrant
So, like, did you hear about that Judge Hannah Dugan situation? She got into some hot water with the FBI for allegedly helping out...
NYC Train Rider Stabbed: Chaos Commute Incident After Rush Hour
A dude died after getting stabbed during a Friday morning rush hour situation that ended on a Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall subway station platform. This...
Supply Chain Disruption: Prepare for Product Shortages
Retailers are warning that the U.S. consumers could be faced with empty store shelves and supply chain snarls if President Donald Trump's tariffs on...
Hegseth’s Threat to Polygraph Military Leaders
Hegseth, who apparently can't handle the idea of Elon Musk getting briefed on China, decided to go full drama queen on some military leaders....
George Santos Sentencing for Fraud: Donor and Voter Deception
So, like, George Santos, the former U.S. Rep, who totally lied about his life and scammed donors, is getting sentenced in federal court this...
Impact of Tariffs on Companies and Consumers: What You Need to Know
So, like, have you heard about these tariffs and how they're messing with companies and consumers? It's a whole thing. Companies are freaking out...
Troops exchange fire in Kashmir: Indian officials report hostile encounter
So, guess what? Indian officials are saying there was a little shootout with Pakistani soldiers near their super militarized border in Kashmir. This all...
Former Inmates Accuse NY Prison Guard of Rape – Shocking Allegations
Former Inmates Accuse NY Prison Guard of Rape - Shocking Allegations
Yaritza Colon, a former female inmate, is suing the state of New York for...
Gen Z’s Perspectives on Economy and Gender Roles: Survey Results
So, like, there's a new survey out there that's talking about how Gen Z feels about the economy and gender roles. Apparently, a judge...
Federal Prosecutors Pursue Death Penalty for CEO Killer Luigi Mangione
Federal prosecutors are looking to execute CEO killer Luigi Mangione, who is set to plead not guilty at his arraignment on Friday.
Hours before...
Manhattan Attorney Accused of Raping and Torturing Women
A 43-year-old man is accused of raping six women over five months in New York City. He is charged with predatory sexual assault, and...
Gen Z Criticizes Trump on Inflation, Optimistic About Personal Finances
Title: Gen Z Criticizes Trump on Inflation, Optimistic About Personal Finances
New data on Gen Z indicates that young Americans are relatively rosy on the...
Trump Interview with Jeffrey Goldberg Amid Signal Chat Controversy
So, like, Trump and Goldberg are like archenemies or something. Trump, like, always trashes Goldberg's stories saying they're fake news. But now, out of...
Teen Charged for Starting Huge New Jersey Wildfire
So, there was this thing that happened in Ocean County, New Jersey, and guess what? A teenager, Joseph Kling, supposedly started a huge wildfire...
Trump Urges Putin to Halt Ukraine Attack
So, like, Trump went on his Truth Social website to tell Putin to stop attacking Ukraine, but then he was like, "I don't like...
DOJ Exposes Flaws in Trump’s NYC Congestion Pricing Plan
So, like, apparently the Department of Justice exposed some major issues with Trump's plan to get rid of the congestion pricing tolls in New...
Court Rules Against Trump’s Defunding of ‘Sanctuary’ Cities
A local court in California recently ruled against the Trump administration's efforts to defund 'sanctuary' cities. The judge said that parts of Trump's executive...
Tariff Negotiations Update: China Disputes Trump’s Claims
So, like, this whole thing about tariff negotiations between China and Trump is like, a big deal, I guess. Not really sure why this...
Trump Urges Putin to Halt Deadly Strikes on Kyiv
Trump, who is not really sure why this matters, told Putin to STOP bombing Kyiv. 5000 soldiers are dying every week, so he's like,...
Wildfire in Ocean County, NJ: Teen Charged with Starting Fire
So, get this: a teenager, Joseph Kling, 19, from Ocean Township, was arrested for starting this huge wildfire that's still going strong in Ocean...
Chaos at DOJ: Trump Shakes Up Civil Rights Division
The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division is facing major changes under the Trump administration, with a majority of career managers being forced out and...
Air Quality Alert Due to New Jersey Wildfire in NYC Area
Air quality alerts are in effect until midnight due to the New Jersey wildfire in the NYC area, which is 50% contained. The Jones...
Tragic Accident: Car Crash Kills Four at Connecticut Market
In Waterbury, a tragic accident occurred when a car crashed into Hernandez Market, leading to the deaths of four individuals. The incident took place...
Tariffs Threaten to Slow Down Trucking Industry
So, like, the trucking industry is in deep trouble, dude. Industry peeps are like, "oh shucks, worst is yet to come" as tariffs start...
Trump defends Musk’s DOGE work, admits need to ‘let him go’
The White House, which is like the big boss, is still backing up Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. He apparently spilled the beans about...
Trump Administration Shakes Up DOJ Civil Rights Division: Senior Staff Facing Changes
So, like, the Trump Administration has totally shaken up the DOJ Civil Rights Division. Senior staff are facing some serious changes. Not really sure...
Tiger Balm Tariff Troubles: Impact of Trump’s China Trade War
Title: Tiger Balm Tariff Troubles: Impact of Trump's China Trade War
Tiger balm, which is like a miracle cream for athletes and arthritis sufferers, is...
Yellowstone National Park Unveils Hidden Magma Chamber
Yellowstone National Park has unveiled a hidden magma chamber. Geoscientists found a magma cap, about 2.4 miles beneath the Earth's surface, that is stopping...
Legal Technicality May Send Exonerated Man Back to Prison
Andre Brown, a man who had his conviction overturned after spending more than half of his sentence in jail, might be sent back to...
Trump administration faces tough negotiations with trading partners
The Trump administration's latest efforts to soften its trade stance amid a market rebellion are running into a harsh reality: Other nations do not...
DOJ Reveals First Terrorism Case Against Tren de Aragua Suspect
DOJ Reveals First Terrorism Case Against Tren de Aragua Suspect
The Justice Department announced charges against an alleged "high-ranking" member of the Venezuelan Tren de...
NYC Residents Alerted to Smoke from NJ Wildfire
NYC Residents Alerted to Smoke from NJ Wildfire
As the Jones Road wildfire continues to burn down in Ocean County, smoke from the fire continues...
Trump Criticizes Zelenskyy for Rejecting Ukraine-Russia Talks
In a zinger of a post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump went after Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy, accusing him of messing up negotiations...
$5,000 ‘Baby Bonus’ Proposal to Encourage Childbirth
So, like, there's this proposal going around to give new moms $5,000 after popping out a baby. President Trump thinks it's a swell idea,...
Ocean County Wildfire: Largest in NJ in 20 Years Update
So, like, there's this huge wildfire in Ocean County, New Jersey, that's been burning mad acres, making peeps evacuate, and closing a bunch of...
Trump reduces tariff threats; Tesla sales in spotlight
Trump be like, "Nah, no more tariffs," and Elon Musk is all about fixing Tesla's sales slump. Simone Biles unsure about Olympics, Andre Agassi...
Trump’s Trade Comments Boost US Stocks, Tesla Skyrockets
So, like, Trump was all like "tariffs on China are gonna go down a lot," on Tuesday, which made the stock market go nuts...
New Title: Wildfire Evacuation Orders Lifted in New Jersey
Yo! A super fast wildfire was raging in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, but officials decided to end the evacuation orders and open...
Pope Francis Lies in State: Live Updates & Funeral Preparations
Title: Pope Francis Lies in State: Live Updates & Funeral Preparations
Content: Vatican says Francis' coffin will be closed on FridayPope Francis' coffin be closed...
EU Fines Apple 500M Euros, Meta 200M: Digital Cases
So, like, the European Union watchdogs were all like, "Hey Apple, you gotta pay up 500 million euros, and Meta, you owe us 200...
