Episode seven, and – as RTL let us know directly – the last episode that will play in Mexico. This is traditionally followed by family visits and special trips with the finalists. It seems as if the audience, RTL, the bachelor and also the women have looked back on the past few weeks and found: Despite all the love, few kisses have “fallen” so far. Is that actually the correct verb in this context? So shots are fired. Bowls also occasionally fall. But kisses? Well, let’s not be so petty. There was just little kissing. Only Lisa and Rebecca have already been kissed by David. Bad luck for “Utze” Angelina: She gets herpes right at the beginning of the episode. She finds it “extremely distressing”.

But it is also a bit stressful how her colleagues are fooling around in the villa with the sex toys that RTL delivered last week. Especially Leyla. “Maybe you need a dick again,” comments Xenia. “We need more dicks!” Alyssa generalizes this announcement. Rebecca then makes a “locked up” joke and we just hope that neither the bachelor nor the parents or bosses of the ladies ever get to see these scenes.

Luckily, the vulgar orgy is then interrupted by a date invitation: the contestants hastily throw their plastic penises on the kitchen table and immediately carry a surfboard with David’s message into the house. Xenia, Henriette, Lisa, Leyla and Rebecca are allowed to go surfing with David (surprise). He is looking forward to the “well-mixed group of ladies”, of which “some are a bit more sporty, others are not”. Hopefully he won’t tell the chosen ones which category he’s sorting them into.

In any case, Rebecca and Leyla are a bit uncertain. Lisa, who is known to be athletic, has no problems. Funnily enough, the muscular David only manages to a limited extent to stand on the board for a few seconds: “He couldn’t really stand either, on the sea, outside,” analyzes Rebecca soberly. While he and three of the other women are already having breakfast together on the beach, Leyla manages it – and it looks pretty good. David didn’t see it – and says afterwards that he was “surprised” by her success. Kind. When he talks to her later, he asks about her family, specifically her sister. “I have two brothers,” Leyla corrects him innocently.

Meanwhile, while chatting with Xenia, David thinks it’s stupid that she didn’t tell her parents anything about her participation in the bachelor’s degree (we understand them COMPLETELY) and Leyla thinks it’s stupid that others have spent a long time with David or even “smooched him off”. ” have. How stupid she would find it if she knew that at the same time a video message was being sent to the remaining ladies in the villa, in which David invited Alyssa to a single date in the evening. Lisa is also a little grumpy because she would have more time with her bachelor’s degree. Surprisingly, he thinks that’s a good thing and babbles something about “healthy jealousy”.

You know what’s an amusing game by the way? Find out which of the contestants smoke. Spoiler: There are more than you would think at first. Today’s finding: Angelina also likes to tug on the fags. Is that a problem for David? Usually one of the first conversations you have when dating, right? Does he even smoke secretly himself? questions upon questions.

Smoking does in the evening on the date with Alyssa, but only the grill. The bachelor wants to stew delicious onions (among other things) for a chosen one, but in the end everything has a delicious layer of black roasted aroma. Alyssa looks over his shoulder skeptically. In the conversation that followed, she again unpacked a lot of emotional cannonballs: she reported on the death of her sister and her chronic depression. Neither of these things prevent David from making out with her afterwards. He later commends her for “making good use” of her time.

Meanwhile, at the mansion, a time warp takes place to the early 90’s and the ladies have to play spin the bottle. With given dirty questions on slips of paper. Henriette reveals that she can satisfy herself up to ten times in a row, Leyla reveals that she sometimes cooks in suspenders to keep a relationship fresh. Nobody says that? So, not voluntarily?! RTL gave every lady an extra hundred to talk provocative nonsense so that the viewers don’t fall asleep in front of the screen, right?

Next, Angelina gets a single date. And that, exactly, despite herpes. Supposedly he was no longer contagious after just one day, thanks to tablets and cream from the crew. But based on this banality, the absurdity of this format becomes clear again: The other candidates joke: “Not that we all have it then”. Because of course everyone intends to kiss David – including Angelina, who is now alone with him (and the RTL cameramen). And it should also be very strange for Angelina and the bachelor: there is definitely a kiss on her dating schedule. However, under these circumstances, any normal couple would shrug their shoulders and put it off for a few more days. But that doesn’t work here. Strange all that.

The two have an oriental date in the middle of Mexico. Chiara seems to have noticed this in advance and tells the other women about it: “Then something smokes and then they rub a pipe like that, for wishes or something.” what does she mean “What’s that called where Jeannie is in?” the rap journalist asks immediately. “Fragrance lamp? Nah.” Leyla wants to help: “Sparkler!” Chiara nods relieved. The enchanting Jeannie from the…sparkler. Exactly.

In fact, the two lovebirds rub a WunderLAMPE and Angelina can make a wish. She chooses: a rose. Also, the two are smooching… of course. Or at least pretend the camera doesn’t let us see her lips. Which shouldn’t sound like a complaint – we really don’t have to watch that closely, always.

And then it’s already over with the Ge-date. The night of the roses is coming up. Rebecca is the first to get a little chat with David. However, no one has told her before that she either spilled champagne on her shirt or was sweating on her chest. Cheeky. Nevertheless, she confidently says meaningful things to the bachelor. But whenever a lady says something right, David seems to get morose. Not even the kiss from the other day seems to be a bonus for Rebecca in his mind anymore.

Henriette is also known for acting in a meaningful way, who is also slowly getting tired of being somehow forgotten by the bachelor, although it harmonizes immediately when the two meet. Walk up to him and talk to him? You don’t even get in the bag. Luckily for him, David takes care of it himself and knows how to calm her displeasure.

And then it’s time to distribute the roses. This time we almost sympathize with the bachelor: there aren’t many women left and he actually has a connection to everyone now. In the end it’s Xenia and – sniff – Leyla who have to go. Xenia probably threw a spanner in the works by admitting that her parents knew nothing about the show – for whatever reason David thought it was so stupid. And despite all her efforts, Leyla somehow ended up in the little sister zone: too cute, too excited, just not the right thing for serious David.