Tom and Bill, you do almost everything together, including this interview, of course. Before we get to the individual questions: Is there anything at all that you don’t want the other person to be part of?

Bill: I wouldn’t want to take Tom on a motorcycle trip or anything weird or go to football with him.

Tom: You don’t know anything about football either and would only be annoying.

Bill: And I don’t need you in the gym either! Tom doesn’t look like me at all and sometimes I’m afraid the other guys in the studio might think he’s my friend. I would be uncomfortable. And would ruin my chances of flirting. But basically I would do almost everything with Tom.

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