Whether young or old, straight or queer: According to Orion, the erotic advent calendar is equally suitable for couples and singles. The design has been kept neutral and therefore discreet so that the surprise boxes do not have to be hidden in the bedroom. According to the manufacturer, behind the doors is a colorful potpourri of sex toys, stimulation, foreplay and role-playing games with a total value of 529 euros. We took a closer look at the content.

Warning: In the following we will tell you in detail what is hidden behind the 24 doors in Orion’s Advent calendar. If you prefer to be surprised, you should read no further (or skip the second paragraph).

First things first: According to Orion, all content can be used by both beginners and toy connoisseurs. This is made possible by a colorful mix of sex toys, a mysterious date night card, an erotic card game and an extensive booklet with various love positions. In addition, there is a dirty secret hidden behind the brave facade: the removable surprise boxes made of sturdy cardboard can be turned over. While the front of the Orion advent calendar (dimensions: 47.5 x 42.5 x 9 cm) is decorated with “Ho Ho Ho” lettering, there are 24 hot sayings and graphics on the back. So every day until Christmas Eve becomes a tingling experience.

According to Orion, the 24 surprises are all bestseller products that are intended to give couples and singles happy hours. The following is a detailed list of the entire content – including the value of the goods:

contents

Price

contents

Price

Finger vibration

29,95 €

position booklet

3.95€

Just Play Lemon Coco (50 ml)

7.95 €

Dildo

14,95 €

whip

19.95 €

Just Glide Premium Original (50 ml)

6.95€

Anal plug

16.95€

Vibro-Penisring

34,95€

eye mask

7.95€

Card game “Knick Knack”

9.95€

Vibrator

69,95 €

Anal necklace

24,95€

Just Play Orgasm Gel (50 ml)

7.95€

handcuffs (silicone)

19.95€

love balls

25.95€

Lay-On

69,95 €

Dice

5.95€

Penis ring

9.95€

Date Night Karte

1.95€

Just Glide waterbased (50 ml)

4.95€

mini masturbator

12.95€

Nippelsticker

4.95€

Bullet

49,95€

Panty Vibe (with remote control)

69,95 €

Value of goods

529,00 Euro

After the table shows how the value of the goods is made up, it cannot be denied that the purchase price of 129 euros is a bargain. Nevertheless, the question arises: does Orion’s Advent calendar keep what it promises? We think so. In fact, we were pleasantly surprised by the quality of the 24 boxes and the individual products. Most sex toys appear to be of high quality, both in terms of appearance and feel. It should also be emphasized that all the batteries and USB charging cables required for the electrically operated toys are already included in the calendar.

While most require a charge before they’re “ready for use” for this reason, that’s just a momentary hurdle. However, after the 24 boxes were unpacked, we noticed that the charging cables almost all look the same and yet do not fit into every “toy”. So it’s easy to lose track here – although it has to be said that the calendar is usually not opened on one day either. Another plus is the detailed instructions included in each sex toy box. It contains valuable tips on use and cleaning.

Our conclusion: All in all, the Orion advent calendar offers an exciting mix of erotic surprises that can (re)inspire your love life. The sex toys in particular make a valuable impression – especially the electrically operated toys. The other products seem a bit cheaper to manufacture, but this is also reflected in the unit prices (see table above). According to the list, the vibrators alone have a total value of over 300 euros, so that the erotic calendar for couples and singles at 129 euros for 24 boxes is a very inexpensive model in its league.

And one more tip at the end: There are two more Orion advent calendars with a product value of 400 euros and 600 euros respectively.

What: Orion

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