I have just had a day where I decided to rid myself of a lot of annoying things.
It began well. I got f.ex. done cabbage on the lortedyngen of letters and advertisements that have been on the countertop for half a year. I lifted the simply the whole pile over in the dog’s basket. So it was arranged.
I got also deleted two apps on my phone, so I now only have 134 back. But then it began to be difficult. It turns out that you can’t get rid of the most annoying things:
: It is possible that it was annoying now and then, but it’s even more annoying that we didn’t have the more.
We would like to keep it, but instead we must now pay for two new radio channels, as we did not ask for. Policy when it is worst. Thank you for shit!
: It could be that they are going to do ok radio. But I don’t want to live in a country where you can win a public tender for a medieopgave without being able to spell properly.
The next will be well, that people with a fear of heights wins the tender to maintain the pylons on the great belt Bridge.
: I have just been a tourist a few days in Spain, and it only took me a few hours to be turned in to an annoying zombie.
Tourists go slowly. The stops are gratuitous up in the streets. They have sensible shoes on, and the men have gudhjælpemig small backpacks.
They go into a store and I glance a long time on the vessel for 30 dollars, before they will agree that it is too expensive. And then stops the up again, because they don’t have more on the program. And they also think that it is too hot. Or too cold.
: There is an inflation of women’s need to show, how sweet and thoughtful they are. For any parmiddag will become purchased hostess gift along in the latest boligindretnings-joint, and we are gradually up in the 400 crowns.
So one Tipobet may as well just go in the restaurant. Stop the degenerates.
: I know well that we must live and eat according to the season. But it is really annoying that you can’t get the proper basil in the winter.
If one can clone sheep, why can you not do basil, who survive our winter? Give the whole arm, with genetic engineering, growth promoters and synthetic soy. We will have basil.
: now Hold the fuck, how is it annoying that you can never put køkkenfilm over an Eva Trio-bowl, so that it looks nice. The advertisements are lying.
: It is excellent to stay in Schengen-Europe. So one can travel without a passport between a lot of countries. But then, when you come back, you must show your passport to get a simple hotel room, which you have already paid for.
And that’s how it is, when you need to rent a car. And a few moronic ski. They are treating us as potential criminals. It is so annoying. We should do something. Violence is a possibility.
: the Other day I was sitting in a tightly packed machine that barely reached the level, before people raced up the cabin to stand in a queue at the toilet. WHAT?
The same people had gone past 340 toilets in the airport on the way out to the plane. They were suddenly needy, as we slap the ground? So they decided to give the whole arm in the 10 km altitude?
I recommend planes without toilets. So, people can learn to attend in a timely manner.
: And now there is no more space, according to B. T.’s directive for klummers length. It is eddermadme also annoying.
Jens Gaardbo Tv-host
Jens Gaardbo is a presenter on TV 2 NEWS. He has previously been a news chief at TV 2 News, but in a period of eight years he left the TV 2 to, among other things, operate its own communications agency. Jens Gaardbo has a subtle humour and a fantastic ability to consider the surroundings and fellow beings. Gaardbo is often antihelten in its own columns. He is often on edge with the passage of the currents and all the modern.
