Better to laugh than to cry. With that spirit he came to Twitter in April 2018 account @elzulista. What started as a joke between friends in a group of Whatsapp, following the traumatic experience of a person who had run out of floor, and had to find a new rental, it became a genuine mass movement. The Zulista has spread to other social networks such as Facebook or Instagram to denounce floors tiny or infradotados, exorbitant prices and, ultimately, homes are so abusive that they seem to joke even though they are a sad reality. But it is on Twitter, with more than 55.700 followers, where more cala your message.
Laughing is better than crying, that is the spirit of @elzulista! Here you can share your nightmares real estate with a vast majority of fed up of that will take the hair. How to do it: mention us or send us a direct message with your findings! #elzulista #mejorreirquellorar
— ????elzulista ???? (@elzulista) September 14, 2018
“social networks were the way to reach a lot of people, and echo of a problem that we believe we have to stop as soon as possible”, you respond by e-mail one of the people that manage the account. What are more than one? “We believe that it is not relevant and we have the idea that zulistas we all are,” said proud of the community who have been creating and that increasingly contributes to the project by helping to detect the advertisements of homes are the most nonsensical. Among them are these ten that concentrate the essence of what is The Zulista. All have the dubious merit of being among the worst that the indefatigable tracker of floors has seen, and has seen a lot in this 2019.
10. Hideout garage in Majadahonda: 750 euros
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“The same is true for a student for a manager of an undertaking”, he ironises The Zulista echoing the description that it was the advertiser of this property in Majadahonda (Madrid). Its 30 square metres occupy the garage of a semi detached house, so from the account satirical are clear that their main advantage is “feeling like a Audi in the garage of your masters”. To see more images, click on the photo or here.
9. Hideout open concept in Cornellà: 700 euros
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This property in Cornellà de Llobregat (Barcelona) integrates in its 29 square metres from a kitchen to a hydromassage shower. The Zulista looks at him with eyes romantic and describes it as “ideal for couples who like to be always together and will not have intimacy, or in the bathroom.” You can view more photos by clicking on the image above or here.
8. Hideout all in one in Barcelona: 650 euros
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This property with everything in one piece in Barcelona was sold by 103.000 euros as an opportunity to invest. According to the announcement, it could be rented for between 650 and 700 euros per month. The Zulista is clear by what you choose in this classification: “The zulos with toilet in the kitchen are our weakness,” he explains, “to be able to maintain the conversation with guests while you’re belly has no price”. To see more detail, click on the photo or here.
7. Hideout basement with no window in Madrid: € 1,500
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Perhaps the price may seem excessive, but in these 40 square meters, “only a small gap of cobbles may be upsetting”. The Zulista let the imagination fly and already can imagine how will be the future tenant of this building that looks “ideal for photophobic in general and vampires in particular.” If you want to see more photos to verify that you do not have more windows, click on the image above or here.
6. Hideout all hand-in Cadiz: to negotiate
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we do Not know the price that is asked for this “small study with access to terrace, newly built”, but what is clear to The Zulista is that all are advantages. “If you shake it with a bit of force to get out of the shower already scrub the floor”, highlights the account satirical. The bathroom is next to the kitchen and separated by a small bulkhead of the table-desk, what is defined as open concept (open concept). You can see more images by clicking on the photo or here.
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5. Zulo room brooms: € 90,000 (for sale)
The announcement of this under the sale has already warned that it needs a comprehensive reform, although he also described the property, in the neighborhood of Malasaña in Madrid, located in an “unbeatable location, quiet and peaceful.”
“Enjoy this hideout with tag great book and create your own archaeological expedition,” says The Zulista. The truth is that in this case it complies with the maxim of popular wisdom that a picture is worth a thousand words. And if a picture is not enough, you can see more by clicking on the photo or here. The ad even brought a plan of the property, which has no room or bathroom.
4. Hideout gated garage in Bilbao: 300 euros
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The Zulista becomes positive and reminds us that this property is “very bright when you turn on the long cars.” Also recommended to look out the window to “breathe the pure air of CO2” and not ignore the decoration of evocations marine. The announcement already described, yes, that what is rented is a “room-study-local-no certificate of occupancy”. You can see more images by clicking on the photo or here.
3. Dungeon run-down on Palm: 425 €
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The extractor hood and its clamping system are the focus of this property that is advertised as a loft. “Don’t miss the opportunity to live with molds and bacteria in a loft with detail engineering latest technology”, highlights The Zulista. The apartment of 40 square meters, described the announcement as “good status”. To see more images, you can click on the photo above or here.
2. Zulo 0%: 78,000 euros (to reverse)
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The second position is for a property “ideal for zulistas investors”. The property of 30 sqm in the north of Madrid was put up for sale as an investment opportunity. The Zulista what looks ideal to become “home zulero” or to be “the most fit in the neighborhood” because it lacks a kitchen. Although the interior is seen in a optimistic, a bit of a minimalist, you can view more details by clicking on the photo or here.
1. Hideout roof all in one in Madrid: € 480
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“Is what we might call ecstasy zulil”, say the creators of the account, who emphasized that this real estate “account, with all the advantages to save time in the morning”. Two of them are “the toilet inside the shower” and the possibility of “monitor at the same time the lentils while you aseas”, two essential characteristics for whichany dungeon worth its salt. This has 15 square meters, orientation south, and a bed on the ground floor under a sloping roof. You can view more photos by clicking on the photo or here.
Dear wise men…
In 2020 The Zulista promises to continue denouncing, without losing the humor, that those looking for the apartment to have it a little easier. And as proof sends this ironic letter to the three Kings:
“A sweeping roof to the zulos roof so that we can stand. If they can’t at least bring us a helmet and some knee pads.
– Windows to put in the zulos and able to ventilate so that we stop growing mushrooms on the walls.
– A folding screen to put between the TOILET and the kitchen for if there come the in-laws to dinner not to lose all decorum.
– A harness to not bet the life when we went down to the middle of the night to pee the beds, built in loft.
– Clothes, not that we don’t fit”.
