A new disease has broken out in Qatar. It’s called Infantino’s disease. It is serious, with symptoms similar to those of schizophrenia, and from what is known, it is incurable.
Researchers did not discover this defect, it was the world public that became aware of it on Saturday in Doha: Gianni Infantino, President of the international football association Fifa, was in a deplorable condition. At the press conference, one day before the start of the World Cup, he said: “Today I have very strong feelings: today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel homosexual. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel like a migrant worker.”
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