Court Rules Against Trump’s Defunding of ‘Sanctuary’ Cities
A local court in California recently ruled against the Trump administration's efforts to defund 'sanctuary' cities. The judge said that parts of Trump's executive...
Tariff Negotiations Update: China Disputes Trump’s Claims
So, like, this whole thing about tariff negotiations between China and Trump is like, a big deal, I guess. Not really sure why this...
Trump Urges Putin to Halt Deadly Strikes on Kyiv
Trump, who is not really sure why this matters, told Putin to STOP bombing Kyiv. 5000 soldiers are dying every week, so he's like,...
Wildfire in Ocean County, NJ: Teen Charged with Starting Fire
So, get this: a teenager, Joseph Kling, 19, from Ocean Township, was arrested for starting this huge wildfire that's still going strong in Ocean...
Chaos at DOJ: Trump Shakes Up Civil Rights Division
The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division is facing major changes under the Trump administration, with a majority of career managers being forced out and...
Air Quality Alert Due to New Jersey Wildfire in NYC Area
Air quality alerts are in effect until midnight due to the New Jersey wildfire in the NYC area, which is 50% contained. The Jones...
Tragic Accident: Car Crash Kills Four at Connecticut Market
In Waterbury, a tragic accident occurred when a car crashed into Hernandez Market, leading to the deaths of four individuals. The incident took place...
Tariffs Threaten to Slow Down Trucking Industry
So, like, the trucking industry is in deep trouble, dude. Industry peeps are like, "oh shucks, worst is yet to come" as tariffs start...
Trump defends Musk’s DOGE work, admits need to ‘let him go’
The White House, which is like the big boss, is still backing up Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. He apparently spilled the beans about...
Trump Administration Shakes Up DOJ Civil Rights Division: Senior Staff Facing Changes
So, like, the Trump Administration has totally shaken up the DOJ Civil Rights Division. Senior staff are facing some serious changes. Not really sure...
Tiger Balm Tariff Troubles: Impact of Trump’s China Trade War
Title: Tiger Balm Tariff Troubles: Impact of Trump's China Trade WarTiger balm, which is like a miracle cream for athletes and arthritis sufferers, is...
Yellowstone National Park Unveils Hidden Magma Chamber
Yellowstone National Park has unveiled a hidden magma chamber. Geoscientists found a magma cap, about 2.4 miles beneath the Earth's surface, that is stopping...
Legal Technicality May Send Exonerated Man Back to Prison
Andre Brown, a man who had his conviction overturned after spending more than half of his sentence in jail, might be sent back to...
Trump administration faces tough negotiations with trading partners
The Trump administration's latest efforts to soften its trade stance amid a market rebellion are running into a harsh reality: Other nations do not...
DOJ Reveals First Terrorism Case Against Tren de Aragua Suspect
DOJ Reveals First Terrorism Case Against Tren de Aragua SuspectThe Justice Department announced charges against an alleged "high-ranking" member of the Venezuelan Tren de...
NYC Residents Alerted to Smoke from NJ Wildfire
NYC Residents Alerted to Smoke from NJ WildfireAs the Jones Road wildfire continues to burn down in Ocean County, smoke from the fire continues...
Trump Criticizes Zelenskyy for Rejecting Ukraine-Russia Talks
In a zinger of a post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump went after Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy, accusing him of messing up negotiations...
$5,000 ‘Baby Bonus’ Proposal to Encourage Childbirth
So, like, there's this proposal going around to give new moms $5,000 after popping out a baby. President Trump thinks it's a swell idea,...
Ocean County Wildfire: Largest in NJ in 20 Years Update
So, like, there's this huge wildfire in Ocean County, New Jersey, that's been burning mad acres, making peeps evacuate, and closing a bunch of...
Trump reduces tariff threats; Tesla sales in spotlight
Trump be like, "Nah, no more tariffs," and Elon Musk is all about fixing Tesla's sales slump. Simone Biles unsure about Olympics, Andre Agassi...
Trump’s Trade Comments Boost US Stocks, Tesla Skyrockets
So, like, Trump was all like "tariffs on China are gonna go down a lot," on Tuesday, which made the stock market go nuts...
New Title: Wildfire Evacuation Orders Lifted in New Jersey
Yo! A super fast wildfire was raging in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, but officials decided to end the evacuation orders and open...
Pope Francis Lies in State: Live Updates & Funeral Preparations
Title: Pope Francis Lies in State: Live Updates & Funeral Preparations
Content: Vatican says Francis' coffin will be closed on FridayPope Francis' coffin be closed...
EU Fines Apple 500M Euros, Meta 200M: Digital Cases
So, like, the European Union watchdogs were all like, "Hey Apple, you gotta pay up 500 million euros, and Meta, you owe us 200...
Unidentified Gilgo Beach Victim Known as ‘Peaches’ Tattoo Clue
So, like, there's this victim from Gilgo Beach, right? She's been a Jane Doe for, like, forever, but finally the police are gonna spill...
Trump Refuses to Fire Jerome Powell as Fed Chair
Congressional Democrats met with Mahmoud Khalil, a detained Columbia graduate student, and Rümeysa Öztürk, a detained Tufts student, and others during their visit to...
Uvalde City Settles with School Shooting Victims’ Families
Yo, so like, 19 students and two teachers got killed at Robb Elementary on May 24, 2022. A settlement was reached and approved by...
Pope Francis Public Viewing: Live Updates & Start Time
So, like, there's gonna be this thing with Pope Francis where they're gonna be parading through Santa Marta Square and the Square of the...
Musk: DOGE Commitment Dropping, Focus Back to Tesla
So Elon Musk, the tech wizard, is cutting back on his commitment to DOGE and focusing more on Tesla, which is great news for...
Is the Next Pope from the US? Expert Opinions Inside!
Is the Next Pope from the US? Expert Opinions Inside!With more than 61 million Catholics and the second-highest number of cardinals after Italy, the...