Manhattan Attorney Accused of Raping and Torturing Women
A 43-year-old man is accused of raping six women over five months in New York City. He is charged with predatory sexual assault, and prosecutors said he threatened victims to keep them silent. The...
Gen Z Criticizes Trump on Inflation, Optimistic About Personal Finances
Title: Gen Z Criticizes Trump on Inflation, Optimistic About Personal FinancesNew data on Gen Z indicates that young Americans are relatively rosy on the economy despite the issues facing their generation — but they...
Trump Interview with Jeffrey Goldberg Amid Signal Chat Controversy
So, like, Trump and Goldberg are like archenemies or something. Trump, like, always trashes Goldberg's stories saying they're fake news. But now, out of nowhere, Trump's saying he's gonna chat with Goldberg face-to-face? What?...
Teen Charged for Starting Huge New Jersey Wildfire
So, there was this thing that happened in Ocean County, New Jersey, and guess what? A teenager, Joseph Kling, supposedly started a huge wildfire that's been blazing away. Ocean County Prosecutor Bradley Billhimer was...
Trump Urges Putin to Halt Ukraine Attack
So, like, Trump went on his Truth Social website to tell Putin to stop attacking Ukraine, but then he was like, "I don't like these strikes on KYIV. Not cool, man." He thinks both...
DOJ Exposes Flaws in Trump’s NYC Congestion Pricing Plan
So, like, apparently the Department of Justice exposed some major issues with Trump's plan to get rid of the congestion pricing tolls in New York City. Lawyers accidentally spilled the tea in an 11-page...
Court Rules Against Trump’s Defunding of ‘Sanctuary’ Cities
A local court in California recently ruled against the Trump administration's efforts to defund 'sanctuary' cities. The judge said that parts of Trump's executive orders were not cool, man. The judge, William Orrick, was...
Tariff Negotiations Update: China Disputes Trump’s Claims
So, like, this whole thing about tariff negotiations between China and Trump is like, a big deal, I guess. Not really sure why this matters, but apparently 6-in-10 Americans are not happy with Trump's...
Trump Urges Putin to Halt Deadly Strikes on Kyiv
Trump, who is not really sure why this matters, told Putin to STOP bombing Kyiv. 5000 soldiers are dying every week, so he's like, "Let's get this Peace Deal DONE!" Zelenskyy was like, "Gotta...
Wildfire in Ocean County, NJ: Teen Charged with Starting Fire
So, get this: a teenager, Joseph Kling, 19, from Ocean Township, was arrested for starting this huge wildfire that's still going strong in Ocean County, New Jersey. The wild fire started on April 22,...
Chaos at DOJ: Trump Shakes Up Civil Rights Division
The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division is facing major changes under the Trump administration, with a majority of career managers being forced out and new priorities being implemented. More than a dozen senior lawyers,...
Air Quality Alert Due to New Jersey Wildfire in NYC Area
Air quality alerts are in effect until midnight due to the New Jersey wildfire in the NYC area, which is 50% contained. The Jones Road Fire in Ocean County, New Jersey, is expected to...
Tragic Accident: Car Crash Kills Four at Connecticut Market
In Waterbury, a tragic accident occurred when a car crashed into Hernandez Market, leading to the deaths of four individuals. The incident took place on Cherry Street near Maple Avenue around 12:47 a.m. on...
Tariffs Threaten to Slow Down Trucking Industry
So, like, the trucking industry is in deep trouble, dude. Industry peeps are like, "oh shucks, worst is yet to come" as tariffs start messing with imports. Trucking volumes are dropping big time, with...
Trump defends Musk’s DOGE work, admits need to ‘let him go’
The White House, which is like the big boss, is still backing up Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. He apparently spilled the beans about a US strike in Yemen in March in a group...
Trump Administration Shakes Up DOJ Civil Rights Division: Senior Staff Facing Changes
So, like, the Trump Administration has totally shaken up the DOJ Civil Rights Division. Senior staff are facing some serious changes. Not really sure why this matters, but it's all happening quietly and undercover,...
Tiger Balm Tariff Troubles: Impact of Trump’s China Trade War
Title: Tiger Balm Tariff Troubles: Impact of Trump's China Trade WarTiger balm, which is like a miracle cream for athletes and arthritis sufferers, is facing some serious problems due to Trump's trade war with...
Yellowstone National Park Unveils Hidden Magma Chamber
Yellowstone National Park has unveiled a hidden magma chamber. Geoscientists found a magma cap, about 2.4 miles beneath the Earth's surface, that is stopping a huge eruption in one of the world's largest active...
Legal Technicality May Send Exonerated Man Back to Prison
Andre Brown, a man who had his conviction overturned after spending more than half of his sentence in jail, might be sent back to prison due to a legal technicality just after three years...
Trump administration faces tough negotiations with trading partners
The Trump administration's latest efforts to soften its trade stance amid a market rebellion are running into a harsh reality: Other nations do not yet appear willing to negotiate. On Wednesday, Treasury Secretary Scott...
DOJ Reveals First Terrorism Case Against Tren de Aragua Suspect
DOJ Reveals First Terrorism Case Against Tren de Aragua SuspectThe Justice Department announced charges against an alleged "high-ranking" member of the Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang, who was arrested in Colombia. Jose Enrique Martinez...
NYC Residents Alerted to Smoke from NJ Wildfire
NYC Residents Alerted to Smoke from NJ WildfireAs the Jones Road wildfire continues to burn down in Ocean County, smoke from the fire continues to spread in the atmosphere, impacting air quality for areas...
Trump Criticizes Zelenskyy for Rejecting Ukraine-Russia Talks
In a zinger of a post on Truth Social, President Donald Trump went after Ukrainian leader Volodymyr Zelenskyy, accusing him of messing up negotiations to end the war in Ukraine when a peace deal...
$5,000 ‘Baby Bonus’ Proposal to Encourage Childbirth
So, like, there's this proposal going around to give new moms $5,000 after popping out a baby. President Trump thinks it's a swell idea, but sources say he hasn't totally decided on it yet.The...
Ocean County Wildfire: Largest in NJ in 20 Years Update
So, like, there's this huge wildfire in Ocean County, New Jersey, that's been burning mad acres, making peeps evacuate, and closing a bunch of roads. The fire started on Tuesday, April 22, around 12:30...
Trump reduces tariff threats; Tesla sales in spotlight
Trump be like, "Nah, no more tariffs," and Elon Musk is all about fixing Tesla's sales slump. Simone Biles unsure about Olympics, Andre Agassi going pro in pickleball—what a world! Not really sure why...
Trump’s Trade Comments Boost US Stocks, Tesla Skyrockets
So, like, Trump was all like "tariffs on China are gonna go down a lot," on Tuesday, which made the stock market go nuts in a good way on Wednesday. The Dow Jones went...
New Title: Wildfire Evacuation Orders Lifted in New Jersey
Yo! A super fast wildfire was raging in the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, but officials decided to end the evacuation orders and open a part of a major highway that was shut down...
Pope Francis Lies in State: Live Updates & Funeral Preparations
Title: Pope Francis Lies in State: Live Updates & Funeral Preparations
Content: Vatican says Francis' coffin will be closed on FridayPope Francis' coffin be closed on Friday at 8 p.m. local time (2 p.m. ET),...
EU Fines Apple 500M Euros, Meta 200M: Digital Cases
So, like, the European Union watchdogs were all like, "Hey Apple, you gotta pay up 500 million euros, and Meta, you owe us 200 million euros." And this all went down in London, where...








































