So, there’s this doctor, Lisa Anderson, from good ol’ Cromwell, Connecticut. Just minding her own business, treating patients and all that jazz. And then, out of the blue, she gets this email from immigration authorities telling her to skedaddle out of the country ASAP. Like, what the heck?
But get this, Lisa is a true blue American, born and raised in Pennsylvania. She’s got the birth certificate to prove it, folks. So, when she got that email saying, “Adios, America,” she was like, “Um, excuse me?”
The language in the email was no joke, sounded pretty darn threatening. Like, they’re not messing around. Lisa was shook, to say the least. I mean, who wouldn’t be?
According to some big shot at the Department of Homeland Security, they’ve been sending out these notices to folks who don’t have their papers in order. Trying to scare them into leaving on their own, I guess. But, hey, Lisa is as American as apple pie, so what gives?
And get this, another American citizen, an immigration attorney from Boston, got the same email. Like, what’s the deal with these mix-ups, right? It’s a hot mess, if you ask me.
So, Lisa’s been carrying around her passport like it’s her lifeline. And she’s on the hunt for an immigration lawyer to sort this whole mess out. Can’t blame her, I’d be doing the same thing.
Honestly, it’s got her worried. She’s thinking, “If they’re sending these emails to me, who else is getting them?” It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.
In my opinion, this whole situation is a total circus. Like, who’s running the show over at DHS? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks. Let’s hope they get their act together and leave the real Americans alone.
