So, like, Trump is all like, “Give me a break” when people start criticizing him for sharing an image of himself dressed as the pope. I mean, really? Who even cares about that? Then he goes on to say that the U.S. will help get food to the people of Gaza. That’s, like, a good thing, right? But then he announces that D.C. will host the 2027 NFL draft. Not really sure why this matters, but okay.
There’s this video showing the moment a woman is carried out of Rep. Mike Lawler’s town hall. Drama, drama, drama. And then Trump is like, “I plan to reopen Alcatraz prison.” Like, is that even necessary? And when asked if he needs to uphold the constitution, he’s all like, “I don’t know.” Um, okay then.
He takes credit for the ‘good’ in the economy and blames Biden for the ‘bad’. Classic Trump move, right? And in an exclusive interview, he defends his second term agenda. But then he’s like, “I’ll always call people if I disagree with them.” Sure, Trump, whatever you say.
Oh, and get this, he says he’ll build and self-fund a ‘world-class’ ballroom in the White House. Like, who even uses a ballroom these days? And then he starts talking about potential successors like Rubio and Vance. Like, is he already thinking about stepping down? Who knows.
But hey, at least he says people ‘absolutely’ have the right to criticize him without fear of retribution. Good to know, I guess. And then he’s like, “Maybe it’s not possible” to reach a Russia-Ukraine peace deal. Well, that’s reassuring.
And when asked if he has to ‘uphold the Constitution,’ he says, ‘I don’t know.’ Classic Trump move, right? And he says rising prices for strollers and tires are ‘peanuts’ compared to drops in energy prices. I mean, I guess that’s one way to look at it.
He goes on to say that the ‘good parts’ of the economy are his and the ‘bad parts are the Biden economy’. Okay, Trump, whatever you say. And in a full interview, he says he’ll be a ‘two-term president,’ downplaying third-term talk. We’ll see about that.
And then there’s this random bit about what Elon Musk accomplished during his time with DOGE. Like, why is that even relevant? And finally, Trump says a short-term economic recession will be ‘OK’. Well, that’s comforting.
In conclusion, Trump is all over the place with his statements and plans. Not really sure why this matters, but hey, that’s politics for you. Like, who even knows what’s going on anymore? But hey, at least we can all sit back and enjoy the show.
