“Respect those who do it themselves” – this is the slogan a German hardware store uses to attract the attention of ambitious DIY enthusiasts. But without the right tools, no one wants to work on their own home. Why should love be any different? After all, we know best what is good for us. But as is the case with sex toys, masturbators have an (unnecessarily) bad image attached to them.

“Pocket pussy” is the equally common, unpleasant and sexist term that most people associate with sex toys for men. The original representatives of this genus are modeled on the vulva. Their owners prefer to store them in a drawer; very few couples use them for lovemaking. If the Japanese manufacturer Tenga has its way, that should change.

“New Adult Concept” is the company’s motto. It wants to draw the desire for love out of the dingy corner in conjunction with the right toy. This culture becomes clear in Tenga’s marketing strategy: Similar to RedBull, the company sponsors extreme athletes and wants to establish itself as a lifestyle brand.

And this also includes the modern design of the products. Tenga Eggs don’t look like a sex toy at all, on the contrary. Their design fits seamlessly into modern home decoration. If you don’t know what the eggs are, you’ll need a lot of imagination to guess their true purpose.

The eggs may look small, but there is a very elastic material inside. According to the manufacturer, they are therefore suitable for every penis size. The selection is huge: Tenga has a total of 14 eggs on offer, which are divided into two categories: “Six Colors” and “Hard Boiled”, i.e. hard boiled – the latter stands for more intense sensations.

The individual eggs have brilliant names including “Crater”, “Thunder”, “Twister” and “Misty”. Every egg looks different from the outside. But the inside is more exciting: There is always a lubricant inside and of course the filling made of odorless, stretchy material. “Wavy” is wavy from the inside, “Crater” has crater-shaped nubs and “Cool” has a cooling lubricant. “Lover” is particularly suitable for couples. Its material is transparent and the nubs are heart-shaped – perfect for a special kind of Easter surprise.

The individual Tenga Eggs at a glance:


Small pyramids

Amazon.de | Misty


Rib structure

Amazon.de | Silky


Wedge-shaped elements

Amorelie.de | Stepper


Elastic wave pattern

Amorelie.de | Twister


Network structure

Amorelie.de | Spider


Different sized nubs

Amorelie.de | Clicker


Wavy ribs in layers

Amorelie.de | Wavy


Lightning-shaped edges

Amorelie.de | Thunder


Pearl and stimulating groove structure

Amorelie.de | Surfer

Cool Edition

Wavy with cooling lubricant

Amorelie.de | Cool Edition

If you’re looking for an exciting Easter gift, you can buy several eggs in a package. This is a little cheaper than purchasing each product individually. Most people will be familiar with the layout from the supermarket. The only question that remains is whether you choose the hard-boiled eggs or the standard version.

Forgive the adolescent humor, but anyone who has ever driven around the block on a hand moped will also be able to operate the Tenga Egg. Accordingly, there is little to say. The egg opens with a twist. The inside can be removed, in the middle there is the lubricant, which is used before the actual joyride.

Then the protein – if you want to call it that – finds its place on the glans. It is extremely stretchy. Whether you stimulate the entire penis or just the glans with the masturbator is up to you. By the way: The material does not contain any plasticizers. Although these are disposable products, the eggs should be easy to clean and can be used several times.

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