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LONDON — So, like, India and Pakistan, right, they’ve like totally agreed to stop all the fighting and stuff, which is pretty cool. This comes after tensions were getting pretty high since this attack in April in Indian-controlled Kashmir. Pakistan’s Foreign Minister, Ishaq Dar, was all like, “Yeah, we’re gonna have a full and immediate ceasefire.” And then, officials from India were like, “Yeah, us too, we’re down for that ceasefire thing.”

President Donald Trump, in his usual social media style, was all over this news and announced the ceasefire online. He was like, “Finally, after a long night of talking, India and Pakistan are gonna chill out and stop fighting. Good job, guys, for using your brains and not just throwing punches. Thanks for listening to me ramble on about this!” It’s like, wow, okay, Trump, we hear you.

Secretary of State Marco Rubio also confirmed that he and Vice President JD Vance had been talking to both sides to make this ceasefire happen. It’s like they were the peace negotiators in a big game of international conflict resolution.

And then there were these big protests in Pakistan, with people holding banners of their army dude and the Hindu symbol ‘Om’. It was like a big party for peace or something. Good vibes all around.

Rubio was all about giving props to the Prime Ministers of both countries, Modi and Sharif, for being all wise and stuff. He was like, “You guys are killing it with this peace thing, keep it up.”

Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif of Pakistan even gave Trump a shoutout for being a good leader and helping out with the ceasefire. It’s like, aww, thanks, Trump, for bringing everyone together.

But hold up, because earlier that day, Indian officials were saying that Pakistan had been attacking them left and right. They were like, “Yo, Pakistan, what’s the deal with all these attacks?” It was getting pretty intense.

The Indian Army was all like, “We’re ready for whatever, bring it on.” They were not playing around. They were standing their ground and making sure no one messed with them.

And then there was this whole thing with the Air Force denying that Pakistan had done any real damage. They were like, “Nah, Pakistan, you ain’t hurting us, stop with the fake news.”

So, yeah, there’s been a lot of back and forth between these two countries, with civilians getting caught in the middle. It’s been a real mess, but hopefully, this ceasefire will bring some peace and quiet to the region.

And that’s the latest scoop on the India-Pakistan ceasefire. Not really sure why this matters, but hey, it’s news. Peace out, y’all.