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So, like, the Republicans are having a bit of trouble getting their act together as they try to put together a bill for President Trump’s big plans. And get this: they haven’t even tackled the really tough decisions yet. After taking a break for a couple of weeks, the House committees are starting to work on different parts of the plan. They want to keep Trump’s tax cuts, beef up immigration enforcement and military funding, and raise the debt ceiling. But here’s the kicker: they need to find a bunch of money to pay for it all. And where are they starting? You guessed it – the easiest spending cuts they can find.

But surprise, surprise – the Republicans are already butting heads over some of these cuts. This is just the beginning of the bigger fights within the party, like whether they should slash funding for anti-poverty programs such as Medicaid. Oh boy, it’s gonna get messy, folks.

Rep. Sam Graves from Missouri had to backpedal on a plan to add a $20 yearly fee on almost all cars after conservatives went ballistic. Then there’s this whole thing about creating a “gold card” visa for rich foreigners – that got shut down too. And let’s not forget about the student loan overhaul that’s stirring up some drama. The Republicans are really in the thick of it now.

And get this, they’re aiming to get this bill all sorted out and sent to the Senate by Memorial Day. Ambitious much? But hey, they gotta figure out how to pay for it and what to cut. Each and every Republican in the House has a say in this because of their fragile majority. It’s like walking on eggshells over there.

One of the biggest hurdles they still need to overcome is how to deal with potential Medicaid cuts. Some Republicans are seriously against it. The Energy and Commerce Committee has a massive $880 billion in cuts to figure out, and they’re meeting on May 7 to hash it out.

But even the little things can throw a wrench in the works. Take the car fee, for example. That one blew up at the last minute. They had to find other ways to save money, like upping the fee for electric vehicles and cutting back on air traffic control funds.

Then there’s the whole visa debacle. Some members wanted to bring in more money through a special visa program, but that got shot down too. It’s like a soap opera over there, I tell ya.

The Republicans are also trying to figure out how to deal with the state and local tax deduction. Blue state Republicans want to raise the cap on it, but they’re still far from reaching a deal. And let’s not forget about the Medicaid issue. It’s a real headache for Republicans facing tough re-election battles.

Sen. Lindsey Graham is all about imposing work requirements for Medicaid eligibility to fund Trump’s agenda. He’s got some strong feelings about it, that’s for sure. The Republicans are treading on thin ice here, and if they mess this up, they’re gonna pay for it big time.

So, yeah, the Republicans have their work cut out for them. It’s like a high-stakes game of chess over there. Let’s see if they can pull it off without too much drama. But hey, where’s the fun in that? It wouldn’t be politics without a little chaos, am I right?