So, like, there’s gonna be this crazy weather happening, right? Train, hail, and high winds are gonna sweep from the Midwest all the way to New England. It’s like a total weather rollercoaster, man. And get this, a driverless taxi took off with a passenger’s tennis gear. Can you imagine that? I mean, who needs a driver when you’ve got a taxi that can drive itself, am I right?
Oh, and then there’s this insane video of a speedboat flying into the air while chasing a world record. Like, seriously, how does that even happen? It’s like something out of a movie or a wild dream. And speaking of dreams, a letter written by a Titanic passenger days before the wreck sold for a whopping $400K. Not really sure why that matters, but hey, people are into that stuff, I guess.
Moving on, NBC’s Tom Costello got inducted into the Living Legends of Aviation. I mean, that’s pretty cool, right? And guess what? Kim Kardashian is gonna testify in the 2016 Paris robbery trial. I wonder what she’s gonna say. Like, maybe it’s just me, but I feel like that’s gonna be some juicy gossip.
And get this, a conclave is gonna elect a new pope starting on May 7. That’s like a big deal in the Catholic world, right? I mean, who’s gonna be the next leader of the church? It’s like a real-life game of thrones. And Trump says the US-Iran deal on the nuclear program is ‘going to happen.’ Not really sure how he knows that, but okay then.
Oh, and Trump’s approval rating is falling as the immigration crackdown escalates. I mean, not really surprised there. It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster with that guy in charge. And then there’s this dude who plowed his SUV into a crowd in Vancouver, killing 11 people. That’s just tragic, man. My heart goes out to the victims and their families.
In Florida, officials declared a ‘mass casualty’ after a boat and ferry collided. That’s just awful. I can’t even imagine the chaos and the heartbreak. On a lighter note, a high school student raised more than $20,000 in the Boston Marathon. That’s some serious dedication right there.
And did you see those twins in matching clothes speaking in sync during a viral news interview? That’s just freaky, man. It’s like they’re on the same wavelength or something. And LeapFrog founder Mike Wood passed away at 72. Rest in peace, dude.
Scientists are out here creating woolly mice in the next step to bring back mammoths. Like, what? How does that even work? It’s like Jurassic Park but with mice. And speaking of movies, how accurate is the movie ‘Conclave’ to the real pope election? I mean, I’m not really sure why that matters, but it’s kinda interesting, I guess.
Oh, and Shedeur Sanders got drafted in the 5th round of the NFL Draft by the Browns. That’s pretty cool, right? And a suspect got arrested in the theft of DHS chief Kristi Noem’s purse. I mean, who steals from a government official? That’s just dumb.
And a new poll shows what voters think of Trump’s first 100 days in office. I mean, it’s not really surprising, right? It’s like a love-hate relationship with that guy. And Trump and Zelenskyy had a ‘productive’ meeting at the pope’s funeral. I mean, not really sure what they talked about, but okay then.
So, yeah, that’s the latest news happening around the world. Crazy stuff, man. Life is always full of surprises, that’s for sure. And who knows what’s gonna happen next. It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster ride, but hey, that’s what makes it all interesting, right? Let’s see what tomorrow brings.
